Looking for a little gift for the jogger who has everything? Why not a nice taser holster / mp3 player combo? Think of the space it saves! And, if you're on the fence, surely the fact that it's available in a nice leopard print will tip the scales for you. Yet another benefit to the combo is that taser victims tend to make an unpleasant screaming sound, and the mp3 player will help to drown that out.
It's interesting that Taser International, which until recently had successfully defended every lawsuit brought against the company as a result of a taser death, has opted to start quietly settling taser lawsuits at the same time that the company is actively marketing tasers to the general public. Aren't police departments across the country injuring and killing plenty of people with their tasers? Do they really need reinforcements? And do WE really need to hand them an excuse to use force against every kid with an mp3 player? ("I thought he had a taser, your honor--honest I did!")